*~Sonic Hotel~* Narrator: One day, the maneger of Sonic Team recived glorious news. SA2 had been voted the best game for any console invented. The prize was an all expense paid trip to Hawaii to a hotel named after them. Shadow: Howcome the hotel is named after you Sonic? Why not me? I'm the one who killed myself saving Earth! Sonic: Shut up punk! You didn't ACTUALLY die, it was a STUNT!! Amy: Break it up boys. Narrator: As always, Amy broke up the funniest arguments. Amy: HEY!! I'M ONLY TRYING TO HELP!!!!! Sonic & Shadow: Sowwy... Shadow: He started it! Sonic: I started it?! Shadow: YEAH!!! Sonic: OH REALLY FOOL!!? Shadow: REALLY! Knuckles: We gotta go to the airport dudes, so shut up. Amy: Thank you Knuckles. Sonic: *Mumbling* Knuckle-head... Amy: SONIC!!! Shadow: Yeah! You tell him Amy! Sonic: Who's side are you on?! Shadow: Hers. Sonic: Traitor! Knuckles: Let's go. Narrator: All the way to the airport, Sonic and Shadow quarreled about- pretty much everything. *Unknown person farts....LOUD* Tails: Who layed it? *Shadow points at Sonic and Sonic poits at Shadow* Shadow: He did it! He's the one who had the taco for lunch! Sonic: Tacos gimme gas. But ahh....it was not I who farted, it was you Shadow, who ate the breakfast burrito for LUNCH!! Not breakfast! Shadow: Shut up....SHUT UP!!!!! Sonic: Make me! *Shadow puts sock in Sonic's mouth* Shadow: HAHA! Narrator: Wow...so much fighting...and we haven't even gotten to the airport yet. At the airport..... Tails: Let's get a chilli-dog before we leave. Sonic: Okay. Knuckles & Shadow: Alright!! Amy: Boys!! You're holding us up!! All other then Amy and Rouge: Sowwy.... Rouge: I'm sure they have chilli-dogs in Hawaii. Eggman: Can I come? Everyone else: NO!!!!! You'll ruin it!! Eggman: Okay............. Everyone else: See ya' Eggie. Eggie- I mean Eggman: EGGIE!! Everyone else: We mean Eggman. Eggman: Okay. Flight Person: Will the Sonic Team please come to Platform B-7. Your jet is leaving in ten minutes. Thank you and have a nice day. *Crowd begans piling on Sonic* Sonic: *Mumbling* Oww....... Everyone other then Sonic: Let's go. *Amy pulls Sonic out of crowd* Sonic: Thanks Amy. Narrator: Were did that come from Sonic? Sonic: She saved my skins. Narrator: I see something happening there.... Sonic: Shut up. I'm just thanking her. Narrator: Whatever you say Sonic...whatever you say... *Sonic glances at ticket* Sonic: Do you sit in seat F-17 Shadow? Shadow: Yeah...why? Sonic: DARN! Shadow: What? Sonic: You sit next to me. Shadow: Oh no..........I sit next to the puny blue puff-ball......I feel privilaged.... On the plane.... Amy: Wait no- I sit here, and- THIS IS SO CONFUSING!!! Shadow: I hate planes. Tails: I'm gonna be sick Amy....BWAFLE! Amy: EWW!!!! Get it off!! GET IT OFF!!!!! *Sonic wipes puke off Amy* Narrator: There you go again Sonic! You are supposed to get laugh when she get p#@!%d off!! Sonic: Shut up...I'm trying to be nice....and you are getting me mad, and when I get mad....PEOPLE DIE!!!! *Everyone on plane screams in horror* Sonic: *Grins a cheesy grin* Just kidding!? *Shadow covers his face in emmbarassment* Amy: Thank you Sonic. Sonic: You're welcome...I guess... Narrator: YOU'RE BLUSHING SONIC!!! Sonic: Your point? Norrator: YOU LIKE AMY!! Sonic: You are so lucky the people on this plane can't hear you....>0_0< Narrator: But it's true. Sonic: Stop it...so maybe it is true...what's your point...*Sonic blushes deep red...VERY deep red* Narrator: You like Amy! You like Amy! You like Amy! You like Amy! Sonic: Quiet... Narrator: You do know that I'm determined to make your life miserable. Sonic: I know...I know... At the hotel... Amy & Rouge: YAY!! HAWAII!!!! Rouge: I'm going to get in to my new bathingsuit. I'll meet you guy on the beach later. Everyone else: Okay. *Sonic opens suitcase and Eggman pops out* Everyone but Eggman: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eggman: Hi everyone!! I decided to hitch a ride in Sonic's suitcase. Oh Sonic, I hope you don't mind but I got a little air sickness. Oh, and that little picture of you and someone else I kinda got some of the chili I had last night on it. I hope you don't mind. Sonic:WHAT DID YOU DO?? Eggman: Well, I threw up on that little picture of you and someone else, I kinda got some of the chili I had last night on it. *Shadow picks up picture and wipes it off* Shadow: Looks like Sonic's wittle girlfriend! Narrator: Hey! Lemme' see that Shadow! Please! Come on! I'll be your best friend! Shadow: Here dude. Narrator: HAHA! I KNEW SONIC LIKED AMY!! MWHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! I HAVE CONQUERED!!! HAHA!!! SUCKA!! Sonic: Hey! Don't touch that! Narrator: Admit it! You like Amy you puny blue puff-ball! Sonic: Why does everyone keep calling me that! Shadow: Well, it's not our fault that you're a blue puff-ball. Sonic: Well I'm not puny!! *Sonic looks up at Eggman* Sonic: Okay, maybe I AM a puny blue puff-ball, but it's not my fault! Right Amy! Narrator: There you go again! Resorting to Amy! Sonic: I know I'm resorting to Amy! But it's true! It's been this way since I was little! I CAN DENIE IT NO LONGER!!! I am small... Narrator: ^_^ At the beach.... Rouge: I'm here! Knuckles & Tails: Hey! Volleyball anyone?! Amy & Rouge: Okay! During the game.... *Shadow and Sonic are left alone* Shadow: How come you didn't go play? Sonic: Why didn't you? Shadow: I asked you first! Sonic: I asked YOU first! Shadow: No you didn't! Sonic: SHUT UP!! I DON'T REALLY CARE!! Shadow: YOU SHOULD!! Sonic: YOU STINK YOU....MEANIE!!!! Shadow: *mumbling* Jerk.... Sonic: *mumbling* Idiot.... Shadow: STUPID!!!! Sonic: ......................... Narrator: Well? Aren't you going to fight back? defend yourself! Shadow: Hey! You're on my side! Remember!? Narrator: Shhh.....I have a plan......*I whisper in his ear* *Shadow gives me thumbs up* Narrator: DEFEND YOURSELF SONIC!!! Sonic: Okay! FOOL!!!! Shadow: Puny blue puff-ball. Sonic: ARRGH!! Amy: Spike it Rouge! Rouge: Oky Dokey! *Rouge spikes it....HARD* Amy: SCORE!!!!! *Ball hits Tails' head* Tails: Owwwy... Rouge: Sowwy.... *Knux spikes it* *Ball pops* Knuckles: Ummmm.....Opps? Amy: I'm going back to the room. Tails: Amy, when we get there, get out the ice.... Amy: Okay. Knuckles: Hey? What happened to your face Sonic? Sonic: Shadow...... Knuckles: SPEAK TO ME BUDDY! WHAT DID SHADOW DO!!? Sonic: Sand.....in.....mouth......can't.....go.......on...... Knuckles: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Sonic spits out sand* Sonic: Where...is.....SHADOW!!!! *Shadow slowly creeps away* Sonic: THERE YOU ARE!! COME HERE!!! *Shadow throws connfetti into air* Shadow: HAPPY NEW YEAR!! *Everyone starts dancing while Shadow runs up to the hotel room* *Sonic looks at calender* Sonic: HEY!! IT'S JULY!! *Shadow boards up door of the hotel room* Shadow: Hehe....he'll never get me now.... *Sonic bangs on door and Amy lets him in* In the hotel room....(Oh no...) Author: Hello. Everybody: GAH!! WHO ARE YOU??? Author: I'm the owner of this site that this fan-fic belongs to. Since shadowfox didn't finish the fan-fic, I'm going to end it. Yes...*evil grin*... Everyone: Uh oh. Author: >.^ Don't worry. I'm safe. Anyway, the ending...ah yes. I'll choose the particular pokemon ending...where they get crushed by huge rocks... *notices frightened expressions* I'M KIDDING. Here's the particular pokemon ending... Narrator: HEY! It's my job to narrate, AND do the ending!! Author: *sigh* If you insist. Narrator: Ahem. Here I go: Will our heroes ever get along, though their true differences are large? And I ask you, who is Amy? Amy: HEY!! Narrator: *sweats* Um, anyway...what will happen next with our heroes? Find out next, on The Sonic Hotel! *touching music*